The commercial comes on while I'm not really paying attention.
Me: "Huh? What's snhu?"
Dad: "I dunno, what snhu with you?" (pronounced SNHU or snoo)
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
Me: Hey Grandpa, what's new?
Grandpa: New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico
My wife was talking about her mom's car getting hit by a deer.
She said people were making the joke "I hope you got the deer's insurance!"
I said "Maybe they're from New Hampshire if they didn't have insurance."
Our girlfriend piped up and said "Maybe they were a John Doe!"