Why donβt ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because theyβre full of anty bodies
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A colony of sealions
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Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first week was the hardest!
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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︎ May 23 2020
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
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︎ May 08 2020
A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...
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︎ May 11 2020
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.
The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I bought an ant online for my ant colony
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︎ Oct 01 2019
My son's ant colony died and he wanted me to say something at their funeral.
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, itβs ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: βSee that cow barn over there?β
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︎ Aug 17 2019
My son asked me while looking at an ant colony, "Dad, does ant matter?"
I answered negatively, "does ant matter".
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︎ Mar 27 2019
My wife refused to join my nudist colony
I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
My friend asked me whether Iβm ready to go to the nudist colony.
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︎ Sep 29 2018
What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?
I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic
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︎ Nov 20 2017
I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...
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︎ Jan 12 2018
Why do protozoan colonies have horribly overcrowded prisons?
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The Greek authorities tried to get the lepers at Spinalonga leper colony to swap their healthy babies for babies with leprosy
but a leper never changes its tots.
(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)
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Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;
"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"
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Why did the Libertarian join the nudist colony?
Their slogan: "Don't thread on me"
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︎ Nov 16 2015
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
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︎ Aug 24 2020
How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest...
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︎ Jul 23 2018
So I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
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I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
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︎ Jul 22 2018
How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?
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︎ Dec 08 2017
A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.
The police are looking into it
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There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.
Police are looking into it.
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