10 Hilarious Protectorate Puns

He needs a new screen protector I think

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👤︎ u/_its_shayan_

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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👤︎ u/man_without_wax

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!

Download GREEK Protector today!

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👤︎ u/SpongeWTF

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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This screen protector is in cracking shape!

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👤︎ u/Gam1ngChair

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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Son to Dad: I desperately need some pocket protectors

Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both

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👤︎ u/ideomattic

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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I think the pocket protector is underrated

It's near and dear to my heart

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ May 01 2018

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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/acemask

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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👤︎ u/AllieBallie22

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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Protector of words

If it was possible to be a protector of the spoke pun, i would be the worden

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👤︎ u/I_can_pun_anything

📅︎ Nov 04 2014

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What do you call a bodyguard for System of a Down?

A Serj protector.

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👤︎ u/Tahlwyn

📅︎ Dec 14 2015

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