Can you imagine a Native American Easter egg hunt back in colonial days?

I bet they were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/criesliketobias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjay3078
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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It's hard being a therapist at a leper colony

Your patients can't seem to hold themselves together for that long to make any progress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finneagan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A fungus was kicked out of his colony and asked why ... his friend replied:

You just don’t fit the mould.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Why don’t colonies play baseball?

Swing and Amish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sturnbutfair
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A colony of sealions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frexxia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Eat_Mop_Who22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first week was the hardest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My wife asked, β€œIf someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?

It isn’t hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Astronauts mix cement in space for the first time, paving the way for future space colonies. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghhuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bought an ant online for my ant colony

He's important

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My son's ant colony died and he wanted me to say something at their funeral.

I said restaurants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phariohasdiarrhea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazzler_wbacc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Even Ferdinand Feghoot could be outpunned on occasion – but he always rose to the challenge.

There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits – all from late twentieth-century Terra – on a training study of Carter’s World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.

β€œLook at the perfection with which these streets are graded”, exclaimed one student. β€œEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?”

β€œA new alleyway is being constructed, nearby”, said Feghoot. β€œLet us walk that way while I explain.” As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carter’s World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.

β€œI see”, said the student. β€œIt’s not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.”

β€œThat’s right,” Feghoot went on smoothly. β€œYou just hit the road jack and don’t come back no mo.”

His students registered dismay and anguish.

β€œIsn’t that right, old-timer?,” Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.

β€œAhm afraid not, suh”, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. β€œOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. It’s the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.

β€œSo you see,” he finished, eyes twinkling, β€œMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.”

Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. β€œAnd he”, he said, turning to his students, β€œis clearly the gradi

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomnommish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: β€œSee that cow barn over there?”

β€œI didn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingWilliamVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My son asked me while looking at an ant colony, "Dad, does ant matter?"

I answered negatively, "does ant matter".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_paradoxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My wife refused to join my nudist colony

I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lyeim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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My friend asked me whether I’m ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?

I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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What’s another word for a gay club.

A penal colony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtle-tamer-73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Where is it most unsafe to play the β€œpull my finger” game?

At the leper colony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...

"Clothed for Winter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Why do protozoan colonies have horribly overcrowded prisons?

They only have one cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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The Greek authorities tried to get the lepers at Spinalonga leper colony to swap their healthy babies for babies with leprosy

but a leper never changes its tots.

(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppleDrops
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;

"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7891yc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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Why did the Libertarian join the nudist colony?

Their slogan: "Don't thread on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheProgrammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...

That was classic Colognialism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My dad named his puppies Rolex and Timex

He calls them his watch dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAisAok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.

"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJiggaMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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So I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleDuckjob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATypicaLegend
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.

The police are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugh_wasps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shashybaws
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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