When we hug, I call the area between my girlfriend and I the Napoleonic Area.
Because we are just a Bonaparte.
Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?
Did you guys know that Napoleon was super skinny?
That is why they call him napoleon boney parts.
Where does Napoleon keep all his armies?
What do you call an explosive Frenchman?
Why do ambulance drivers have a passenger
Because they are a pair of medics
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.
Because you pull the Bonaparte.
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
Ask me if I can describe Napoleon's birthplace
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Part Two:
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
In Poland.
What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Well I think it was white
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Would you say Napoleon was small for a French man?
Napoleon Borntoparty
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Son, in your age Napoleon was first in class!
Son: In your age he was an emperor.
I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
Me: How did Napoleon die?
History teacher wife: I think he was slowly poisoned.
Me: WRONG. He was blown-apart.
Sleeps on the couch tonight
Why was Napoleon a bad archeologist?
He would always pick a Bonaparte
What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?
Where did Napoleon go to the bathroom?
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies?
Bonus:
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little Nazis.
Whats's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
~this was my senior quote
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Poland.
Where did Napoleon put his armies?
Where does the general keep his armies?
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