It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
been a moment since i used the tea-rex meme template
Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...
"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.
My dog was acting a bit angry since I took him to the vets and get him neutered
But I’m not worried, since he doesn’t have the balls to do anything
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
I finally kicked out my girlfriend about six months ago, and it's been nothing but Happy Days for me since.
The bitch took all the other box sets.
Since the start of the Covid outbreak I own the quietest bar in the land....
It's been 6 months since I've had chicken.
It's been forever since I've been on this sub
I reckon it was last year
My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."
Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
Ever since I killed one of my chickens with the lawn mower...
all manner of scary, haunting things are happening to me. I may have a poultrygeist.
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
Since my daughter was born I haven't slept for 11 months.
Because that would be entirely too long.
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
My friend has been really sad ever since Tom Petty died.
That’s why he don’t come around here no more.
Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
Unfortunately since quarantine,
I can only tell inside jokes.
My wife and I bought a water bed recently but ever since then...
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
Ever since I started working from home, I've realized that one of my coworkers is a real bitch...
But that's okay, I love working with my dog.
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
Since the quarantine started I haven't gotten a haircut. I wish I could just stop it where it's at
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
Ever since I got this hair treatment, people say I've become very arrogant..
I guess the hairplugs went straight to my head..
Ever since my sex change my son acts like I’m not here...
Maybe it’s because I’m trans-parent
Ever since I've needed a wheelchair, my wife has been so rude...
She's been pushing me around and talking behind my back
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Since it started raining my wife just stares sadly through the stupid window …
If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.
I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.
It has become very corrupt.
It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.