I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.

Hes quite the whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/time910
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?

The sunset provision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Judge1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.

He said the times they were a-changin’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjlind718
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings

No time like the present!

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My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes

They might Clock me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWayner3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Who is daylight

And why is he saving time so much?

Hope this hasn't been done before lol don't clap me if it has lmao

Not even a dad joke but yano no other sub to post it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonmufc06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?

>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiepye17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Just posted my usual rant against Daylight Saving Time on Twitter

Like clockwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sperte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?

I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbmax542
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I remember back before daylight savings times,

Oh how times have changed....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheeran2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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So a guy decides to scare the living daylights out of some people on the highway....

So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Dead by Daylight - Deadly Puns reddit.com/r/deadbydaylig…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BotMatrix_ji
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?

That was a pretty bald move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotFK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Dad Joke Daily - Daylight Hours

https://youtu.be/x0lUM8MRPCk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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In France during the daylight savings time they use GMT+2.

CEST le temps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack-is
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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Daylight Saving Time

This is what I posted to Facebook yesterday. http://imgur.com/a/bBp10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meat_sack12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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I guess you can put Apple in broad daylight

Me: "My computer froze, could you help me?" Dad: "Tried thawing it?"

Groans were made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_ocdestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Daylight Savings Time

Mom: It's seems so late. Sister: It's only 7. Mom: Yeah, but it seems later. Dad: Like 8 o'clock?

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Daylight Savings Time - oh my

Being retired, my spouse often loses track of time, days and dates. I reminded hubby that we would lose an hour tonight. The response - "I lose days at a time, an hour ain't nothing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglesrun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?

The Times They Are a-Changin'

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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They finally had that meeting regarding daylight savings

It was about time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thorzyn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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