From Dusk till Don Knotts [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessLeianardo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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You'll be buried with small pupils if you pass away before dusk.

But not if you die late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gold_hatted_lover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Where do you throw your trash at night?

In the dusk-bin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limitless75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Son: β€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?”

Son: β€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes”

Dad: β€œwell you see son, once you become a dad, you’re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. There’s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my life”

Son: β€œBut Dad, you can β€”β€œ

Dad: β€œyou could say I’m β€œDad” inside” weeps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Elon Musk dad jokes

What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?

Felon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?

Elon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?

Elon Husky

What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?

Elon Dusk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?

Melon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muskeyelon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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