I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
It was earie.
You'll be buried with small pupils if you pass away before dusk.
But not if you die late.
Where do you throw your trash at night?
In the dusk-bin
Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?”
Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes”
Dad: “well you see son, once you become a dad, you’re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. There’s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my life”
Son: “But Dad, you can —“
Dad: “you could say I’m “Dad” inside” weeps
Elon Musk dad jokes
What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?
Felon Musk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?
Elon Musk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?
Elon Husky
What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?
Elon Dusk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?
Melon Musk
