Anna Span Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

hi all

since my exams are over and i submitted all my papers, i've had some free time and put together a new timeline for us here on duggarsnark, it includes everything i could think about, to the best of my knowledge. with that in mind, i am prefacing this with the knowledge that i will have made mistakes in it, please feel free to correct me in the comments if you find an error. so much has happened with so much being revealed, i couldn't get it straight, so here you go. i hope this helps any new snarkers with the basic history of the duggars. if i also have failed to include something lemme know and i'll add it in. in thanks, i want to thank this sub, and the posts on here which helped in putting this together, especially /nuggetsofchicken who helped with the legal breakdowns for the trial timeline, and the faqs which helped with the more mythic aspects of this, i also utilised the fundiewiki a great deal so shout out to them.

The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc

• If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.

1965

• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link

1966

• Michelle Evelyn Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link

1982

• Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.
• Michelle is saved.
• Jim-Bob and Michele first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michele, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michele admits not remembering this meeting.

1983

• Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michele to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.
• On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.

1984

• Michelle graduates high school.
• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lak

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Cover|Vol.1|Previous|Next|Map|Wiki+Discord|Royal Road|Ko-Fi

Good day everyone and welcome to another chapter.

First and foremost, thanks to Anymonmus Supporter for donating. You're a boss.

Speaking of donations, the artwork has been commissioned. Five new characters shall be drawn along with Kaladin. The artwork should be done before the end of the month. To all my supporters make sure you join the Discord or at least check the Ko-Fi in a few weeks so you can see the sketches early. Thank you all for making this possible.

Today's chapter is a bit on the shorter side but it's a good lore dump for the setting of this volume. Hope you enjoy, thanks for reading.

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“So how does one go about turning in a quest?” I asked Dem.

Dem and I were sitting by a small fire in Gilcour Thicket. After killing the Lurker everyone decided to head to the next closest town to restock, turn the quests in, and get the hell out of this place. Alce and Silent were on guard duty tonight but I wasn’t quite ready to head to bed yet. I’m honestly really tired but I didn’t want to be the first person to go to sleep around a bunch of unfamiliar faces.

“Pretty simple really. If it’s an extermination quest like the Lurker and Drone quest then all you have to do is bring a piece of the monster back to the guild. You get paid if the monster part is worth anything on top of whatever the initial quest reward was.”

“I see… What’s stopping someone from hoarding monster parts and lying about completing quests?” I asked.

“That’s a great way to get your ass kicked and banned from the guild for life. If they sniff out that kind of stuff you are done for. Good luck showing your face anywhere that has a guild building… And that’s nearly everywhere that isn’t some podunk village,” Dem said while stretching. His gaze turned serious, “Take this advice to heart, kid. The guild will always figure that kind of stuff out. Sure it might take them a while,

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Here are some of the movies I'm hoping to watch in 2022. I'll consistently update the list with more movies, updated release dates and new trailer links for easy access. Each movie's IMDb page is also linked. I'm going to pin this to my profile page for my own convenience and anyone else that wants to follow up for recommendations on upcoming movies.

 

Movies are listed in order of US release dates if available (wide theatrical or VOD/streaming), the rest are listed randomly. I'm not 100% sure they'll all be released in 2022, but will update accordingly if needed. As it is, a few of these are carry-overs/delays from 2021 and 2020.

Let me know of any others that look interesting, thanks.

 

My Letterboxd 2022 Horror Movies Seen/Ranked List (Under construction - Will be adding/removing movies throughout the year as more are viewed.)

 

 

• Scream (Jan. 14-theaters): Returning are Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. New installment of the Scream franchise will follow Sidney Prescott returning to her home town to try to find out who has been committing a series of vicious crimes.

  Trailer #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beToTslH17s

  Trailer #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRwLyKIBNU8

 

• The Last Thing Mary Saw (Jan. 20-Shudder): Starring Isabelle Fuhrman (Orphan). Winter, 1843. A young woman is under investigation following the mysterious death of her family's matriarch. Her recollection of the events sheds new light on the ageless forces behind the tragedy.

  Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBYbMW2eN1A

 

• Immanence (Feb. 4-Digital/VOD): Radio astronomers discover a mysterious signal in the deep sea that could be contact with extraterrestrials. After several terrifying manifestations threaten their beliefs, the team must fight to survive the ultimate evil.

  Trailer: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbzwLMIgcNQ](https://ww

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