48 Hilarious Maria Beatty Puns

Filmmaker Maria Beatty Removes The Leather Restraints in her new film "Bandaged." carnalnation.com/content/…

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👤︎ u/KilgoreT

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Match Thread: Arsenal vs Barcelona | UEFA Women's Champions League

#FT: Arsenal 0-4 Barcelona

Barcelona scorers: Aitana Bonmati (22'), Jennifer Hermoso (28', 75'), Fridolina Rolfö (45'+1')

Venue: Emirates Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Arsenal

Manuela Zinsberger, Steph Catley, Jenny Beattie (Simone Sorensen), Katie McCabe, Noelle Maritz, Frida Maanum (Lia Wälti), Jordan Nobbs (Mana Iwabuchi), Kim Little, Caitlin Foord (Vivianne Miedema), Beth Mead, Nikita Parris.

Subs: Teyah Goldie, Lotte Wubben-Moy, Anna Patten, Lydia Williams, Viktoria Schnaderbeck.

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Barcelona

Sandra Paños, Andrea Pereira, Irene Paredes, Fridolina Rolfö (Melanie Serrano Pérez), Marta Torrejón (Jana Fernández), Alexia Putellas, Mariona Caldentey (Leila Ouahabi), Aitana Bonmati, Jennifer Hermoso, Lieke Martens (Caroline Graham Hansen), Ana Maria Crnogorevic (Ingrid Engen).

Subs: María Pérez, Gemma Font, Claudia Pina, Ornella Vignola, Catalina Coll.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

20' Marta Torrejón (Barcelona Femenino) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

22' Goal! Arsenal Women 0, Barcelona Femenino 1. Aitana Bonmatí (Barcelona Femenino) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.

26' Caitlin Foord (Arsenal Women) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

28' Goal! Arsenal Women 0, Barcelona Femenino 2. Jenni Hermoso (Barcelona Femenino) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Fridolina Rolfö with a cross.

30' Alexia Putellas (Barcelona Femenino) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+1' Goal! Arsenal Women 0, Barcelona Femenino 3. Fridolina Rolfö (Barcelona Femenino) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner.

60' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Vivianne Miedema replaces Caitlin Foord.

60' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Lia Wälti replaces Frida Maanum.

60' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Mana Iwabuchi replaces Jordan Nobbs.

60' Lia Wälti (Arsenal Women) is shown the yell

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📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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👤︎ u/textbooks6

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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👤︎ u/snc8698

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE

📅︎ Jan 28 2022

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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👤︎ u/CzarcasmRules

📅︎ Jan 23 2022

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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👤︎ u/GamerJoe85

📅︎ Jan 31 2022

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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👤︎ u/justshtmypnts

📅︎ Jan 25 2022

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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👤︎ u/tadashi4

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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👤︎ u/Slimybirch

📅︎ Jan 27 2022

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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👤︎ u/FriendshipElegant401

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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👤︎ u/Toku-Nation

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 25 2022

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You've been hit by

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👤︎ u/mordrathe

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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👤︎ u/Mannheimd

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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👤︎ u/diggitygiggitycee

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

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📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2022

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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👤︎ u/bluestratmatt

📅︎ Jan 23 2022

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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👤︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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👤︎ u/JhopkinsWA

📅︎ Jan 23 2022

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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👤︎ u/Cinema_King

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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👤︎ u/BigRedHusker_X

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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👤︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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No gains

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👤︎ u/ridi86

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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👤︎ u/scarf_spheal

📅︎ Jan 19 2022

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How eggs-traordinary

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👤︎ u/Rix27_

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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Duckduckgo

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👤︎ u/findmebatman

📅︎ Jan 28 2022

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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👤︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Match Thread: Barcelona vs Arsenal | UEFA Women's Champions League

#FT: Barcelona 4-1 Arsenal

Barcelona scorers: Mariona Caldentey (31'), Alexia Putellas (42'), Asisat Oshoala (47'), Lieke Martens (84')

Arsenal scorers: Frida Maanum (74')

Venue: Estadi Johan Cruyff

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Barcelona

Sandra Paños, Mapi León, Irene Paredes, Ana Maria Crnogorevic (Fridolina Rolfö), Marta Torrejón, Patri Guijarro, Alexia Putellas, Aitana Bonmati, Asisat Oshoala (Lieke Martens), Mariona Caldentey (Bruna Vilamala), Caroline Graham Hansen.

Subs: Andrea Pereira, Melanie Serrano Pérez, Jennifer Hermoso, Leila Ouahabi, Ingrid Engen, Catalina Coll, Claudia Pina, Gemma Font, Jana Fernández.

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Arsenal

Manuela Zinsberger, Jenny Beattie, Leah Williamson, Steph Catley, Noelle Maritz, Kim Little (Mana Iwabuchi), Frida Maanum, Lia Wälti (Jordan Nobbs), Vivianne Miedema (Caitlin Foord), Katie McCabe (Nikita Parris), Beth Mead (Tobin Heath).

Subs: Lydia Williams, Viktoria Schnaderbeck, Anna Patten, Lotte Wubben-Moy, Hermoine Cull.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

31' Goal! Barcelona Femenino 1, Arsenal Women 0. Mariona (Barcelona Femenino) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner.

35' Katie McCabe (Arsenal Women) is shown the yellow card.

42' Goal! Barcelona Femenino 2, Arsenal Women 0. Alexia Putellas (Barcelona Femenino) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Asisat Oshoala.

46' Irene Paredes Yellow Card

47' Goal! Barcelona Femenino 3, Arsenal Women 0. Asisat Oshoala (Barcelona Femenino) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Mariona with a through ball.

51' Beth Mead Yellow Card

55' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Tobin Heath replaces Beth Mead.

56' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Caitlin Foord replaces Vivianne Miedema.

56' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Nikita Parris replaces Katie McCabe.

71' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Jordan Nobbs replaces Lia Wälti

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Match Thread: Arsenal vs HB Køge | UEFA Women's Champions League

#FT: Arsenal 3-0 HB Køge

Arsenal scorers: Caitlin Foord (15'), Lotte Wubben-Moy (83'), Vivianne Miedema (88')

Venue: Meadow Park

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Arsenal

Lydia Williams, Jenny Beattie (Frida Maanum), Lotte Wubben-Moy, Katie McCabe (Steph Catley), Anna Patten, Lia Wälti, Jordan Nobbs, Kim Little, Caitlin Foord, Beth Mead, Nikita Parris (Vivianne Miedema).

Subs: Teyah Goldie, Manuela Zinsberger, Noelle Maritz, Halle Houssein.

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HB Køge

Kaylan Marckese, Laura Pedersen, Isabella Obaze, Selma Svendsen, Signe Markvardsen, Emma Færge, Lauren Sajewich (Kelly Fitzgerald), Sarah Jankovska, Cecilie Fløe, Maddie Pokorny (Cornelia Kramer), Kyra Carusa.

Subs: Hannah Adler, Maria Nielsen, Viktoria Wik, Julie Nowak, Freja Sørensen, Arianna Romero, Anna Walter, Alberte Andersen, Sofie Hornemann, Cilje Ostenfeld.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

15' Goal! Arsenal Women 1, HB Køge Women 0. Caitlin Foord (Arsenal Women) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Beth Mead with a cross.

62' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Frida Maanum replaces Jennifer Beattie.

62' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Vivianne Miedema replaces Nikita Parris.

62' Substitution, Arsenal Women. Stephanie Catley replaces Katie McCabe.

79' Substitution, HB Køge Women. Kelly Fitzgerald replaces Lauren Sajewich.

83' Goal! Arsenal Women 2, HB Køge Women 0. Lotte Wubben-Moy (Arsenal Women) header from very close range to the top left corner. Assisted by Beth Mead with a cross following a corner.

87' Substitution, HB Køge Women. Cornelia Kramer replaces Madalyn Pokorny.

88' Goal! Arsenal Women 3, HB Køge Women 0. Vivianne Miedema (Arsenal Women) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Stephanie Catley with a through ball.

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

📅︎ Nov 17 2021

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Match Thread: Manchester United vs Arsenal | FA Women's Super League

#FT: Manchester United 0-2 Arsenal

Arsenal scorers: Vivianne Miedema (48'), Katie McCabe (57' PEN)

Venue: Leigh Sports Village

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Manchester United

Mary Earps, Hannah Blundell, Ona Batlle, Maria Thorisdottir, Aoife Mannion, Katie Zelem (Vilde Boe Risa), Ella Toone, Lucy Staniforth, Kirsty Hanson (Carrie Jones), Leah Galton, Alessia Russo.

Subs: Ivana Fuso, Hailey Ladd, Kirsty Smith, Sophie Baggaley, Millie Turner.

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Arsenal

Manuela Zinsberger, Noelle Maritz (Anna Patten), Jenny Beattie, Lotte Wubben-Moy, Steph Catley, Kim Little (Jordan Nobbs), Frida Maanum, Lia Wälti, Vivianne Miedema (Caitlin Foord), Katie McCabe (Nikita Parris), Beth Mead.

Subs: Lydia Williams, Frances Stenson, Teyah Goldie, Halle Houssein.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

45' On: Jordan Nobbs|Off: Kim Little

48' Vivianne Miedema Goal

51' Katie McCabe Yellow Card

57' Katie McCabe Penalty - Scored

75' Hannah Blundell Yellow Card

77' On: Carrie Jones|Off: Kirsty Hanson

77' On: Nikita Parris|Off: Katie McCabe

86' On: Caitlin Foord|Off: Vivianne Miedema

87' On: Vilde Boe Risa|Off: Katie Zelem

90'+6' On: Anna Patten|Off: Noelle Maritz

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