Hes quite the whisk taker
The sunset provision.
He said the times they were a-changin’.
No time like the present!
They might Clock me
>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<
And why is he saving time so much?
Hope this hasn't been done before lol don't clap me if it has lmao
Not even a dad joke but yano no other sub to post it
Like clockwork
I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
Oh how times have changed....
So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)
That was a pretty bald move
https://youtu.be/x0lUM8MRPCk
This is what I posted to Facebook yesterday. http://imgur.com/a/bBp10
Me: "My computer froze, could you help me?" Dad: "Tried thawing it?"
Groans were made
Mom: It's seems so late. Sister: It's only 7. Mom: Yeah, but it seems later. Dad: Like 8 o'clock?
Being retired, my spouse often loses track of time, days and dates. I reminded hubby that we would lose an hour tonight. The response - "I lose days at a time, an hour ain't nothing."
The Times They Are a-Changin'
