Daylight Savings Time Puns

A list of puns related to "Daylight Savings Time"

My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes

They might Clock me

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👤︎ u/MrWayner3
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?

The Times They Are a-Changin'

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👤︎ u/Bobsagetsarmpithair
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Just posted my usual rant against Daylight Saving Time on Twitter

Like clockwork

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👤︎ u/sperte
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?

I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.

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👤︎ u/pbmax542
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I remember back before daylight savings times,

Oh how times have changed....

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👤︎ u/Sheeran2001
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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In France during the daylight savings time they use GMT+2.

CEST le temps.

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👤︎ u/Jack-is
📅︎ Oct 20 2013
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Daylight Savings Time - oh my

Being retired, my spouse often loses track of time, days and dates. I reminded hubby that we would lose an hour tonight. The response - "I lose days at a time, an hour ain't nothing."

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👤︎ u/eaglesrun
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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Daylight Savings Time

Mom: It's seems so late. Sister: It's only 7. Mom: Yeah, but it seems later. Dad: Like 8 o'clock?

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👤︎ u/squashedwatermelon
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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Explaining how times have changed.

After getting nagged for swearing I say "Times have changed." My dad replies with "You're right, it's daylight savings."

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👤︎ u/Lenzler
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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