She wanted to take it to the next level, but I wasn't really Inuit.
Nunavut
My 7 year old just told me this joke, Iβm so proud.
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
Well he was having Nunavut.
"Nunavut"
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
Only Nunavut was true.
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
They'll have Nunavut.
But the voters are having Nunavut
You never seen territories in the news, I guess they want nunavut
but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.
But I'm having Nunavut.
And they wont have Nunavut
Nunavut
I guess sheβs having nunavut
Nunavut
He wanted Nunavut.
I would have Nunavut.
But I was having Nunavut.
My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.
Sitting around the dinner table with my parents, my wife, and my 8 month old son. As Mom cleaned up the leftovers, my Father asked her how much meatloaf was left, to which she responded "none of it". Dad quickly quipped "Nunavut? That's in Canada." Mother rolled her eyes as dad continued, "I've never been there though..." I didn't waste my opportunity: "How much of it have you seen, Dad?" He too quickly replied "None of it" realizing his folly as the last word escaped his lips. He looked down and tried to swallow his smile, which only made us both explode with laughter. My mother couldn't have been more ashamed. I'm still chuckling.....
But she wasn't having Nunavut.
Co-worker 1: "I sometimes think I should know more about Canada."
Co-worker 2: "I feel like if you know the capitol of Canada and the capitol of Ontario, you're ahead of 99% of Americans."
Me: "Yeah, that or Nunavut."
collective groan
...but they were having Nunavut.
