All this mapping I gotta do, I ain’t havin Nunavut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandymarieblack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I went on a date with a girl Nunavut once

She wanted to take it to the next level, but I wasn't really Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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What province has no patience?

Nunavut

My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legohat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hzohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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"What part of Canada are you from?"

"Nunavut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyBeerdTheDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.

My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did

I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.

Only Nunavut was true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Inuits hate being called Eskimos.

They'll have Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzbandrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Canada

You never seen territories in the news, I guess they want nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnuggSnuggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...

but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavande21
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada

But I'm having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Those northern canadians can smell a liar a mile away

And they wont have Nunavut

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What part of northern Canada is habitable?

Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thats_Folked_Up
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My teacher told me to stop making Canadian puns

I guess she’s having nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I annoyed my Canadian friend and she said she was having

Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?

He wanted Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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If somebody offered me part of Canada...

I would have Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guysir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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My new neighbor tried to convince me he was originally from Northern Canada...

But I was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_DavidH_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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I asked my family "Canadad travel to the Great White North"

My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aselunar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Just dadjoked my dad hard...

Sitting around the dinner table with my parents, my wife, and my 8 month old son. As Mom cleaned up the leftovers, my Father asked her how much meatloaf was left, to which she responded "none of it". Dad quickly quipped "Nunavut? That's in Canada." Mother rolled her eyes as dad continued, "I've never been there though..." I didn't waste my opportunity: "How much of it have you seen, Dad?" He too quickly replied "None of it" realizing his folly as the last word escaped his lips. He looked down and tried to swallow his smile, which only made us both explode with laughter. My mother couldn't have been more ashamed. I'm still chuckling.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoneMonkeyKing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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I tried to get my girlfriend to go with me on a vacation to northern Canada...

But she wasn't having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sax45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Talking to my co-workers about Canada...

Co-worker 1: "I sometimes think I should know more about Canada."

Co-worker 2: "I feel like if you know the capitol of Canada and the capitol of Ontario, you're ahead of 99% of Americans."

Me: "Yeah, that or Nunavut."

collective groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoxGens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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I tried spreading some puns around in Canada...

...but they were having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticwhisper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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