Steve Irwin's line of sunscreen has been discontinued.

Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannDude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why did they stop selling Steve Irwin brand sunscreen?

It wasn't blocking the harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdOxygen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I am really embarrassed that I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.

Boy, is my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...

I put it on the back burner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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LPT: If you are running out of things to say on a date, start talking about sunscreen.

Because it’s topical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My friend uses sunscreen every time he goes to the beach.

I wish he'd quit rubbing it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabberwock91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Wearing sunscreen?

Just got my co-worker with a doozy. They were out in the bay doing seagrass surveys when they came very close to stepping on a stingray. She was talking about the flashes of Steve Irwin's death going through her mind when I asked "you were wearing good sunscreen right?" "what?" she asked "sunscreen? Why?" "to protect you from harmful rays" I said with a smug look on my face.

She folded her arms and gave me a stern look. My boss and coworker could only shake their heads and laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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Life’s a beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My daughter inadvertantly came up with this one today:

I was putting spray-on sunscreen onto my (not slim) belly and my daughter, seeing the can and not remembering the correct word said, "hey, it's just like grafatty!). I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes. I will never be able to put sunscreen on without thinking of that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My kid got sunburned on only one of their butt cheeks

My wife said I did a half ass job applying sunscreen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My wife said she didn’t like the pictures I took of her...

I told her to apply extra sunscreen, because she was photosensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoothmotives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Going to the beach? Don't forget your dadscreen!

I don't think sunscreen is gonna cut it this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Prismatic
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Apparently my sister is a dad.

Out on the lake today, my cousin yells from the water "Do we have any sunscreen on the boat?"

My sister says "I don't think the boat needs any sunscreen."

She laughed. She laughed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanorangehere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why do bananas need sunscreen?

Because they peel.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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