Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.
It wasn't blocking the harmful rays.
Because they might peel!
Boy, is my face red!
I put it on the back burner.
Because it’s topical.
I wish he'd quit rubbing it in.
Just got my co-worker with a doozy. They were out in the bay doing seagrass surveys when they came very close to stepping on a stingray. She was talking about the flashes of Steve Irwin's death going through her mind when I asked "you were wearing good sunscreen right?" "what?" she asked "sunscreen? Why?" "to protect you from harmful rays" I said with a smug look on my face.
She folded her arms and gave me a stern look. My boss and coworker could only shake their heads and laugh.
I was putting spray-on sunscreen onto my (not slim) belly and my daughter, seeing the can and not remembering the correct word said, "hey, it's just like grafatty!). I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes. I will never be able to put sunscreen on without thinking of that again.
My wife said I did a half ass job applying sunscreen
I told her to apply extra sunscreen, because she was photosensitive.
I don't think sunscreen is gonna cut it this year.
Out on the lake today, my cousin yells from the water "Do we have any sunscreen on the boat?"
My sister says "I don't think the boat needs any sunscreen."
She laughed. She laughed a lot.
Because they might peel!
Because they might peel!
Because they might peel!
Because they might peel!
Because they might peel!
