My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.

Personally,I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

I personally am on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarnell3131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What is the best American state to go sunbathing?

MonTANa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hethondje
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do apes call sunbathing?

Orangutanning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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She sent me a picture of her sunbathing

Why would you want a picture of her child taking a bath?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedavecrew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why was the grape sunbathing?

No raisin, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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You don't get burned sunbathing with a book

You just get, well, red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.

It was a Basque bask bisque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎfarming dem dad jokes huh son?

Right, so I was in the US to visit my American family in Florida, and my uncle comes up pretty much randomly as we were sunbathing at the pool, and he says: β€œI got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!”

I bursted out laughing and couldn’t stop for another while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stijnheemskerk_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....

Personally I'm on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard.

Personally, I’m on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard

Personally, I'm on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My wife was complaining about how our next door neighbor's wife started sunbathing nude in their backyard.

Personally, I'm on the fence.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.

Personally, I'm on the fence.

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