Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Nature in a Nutshell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..

Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...

Avalanches won by a landslide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernardoPiedade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.

He's counter intuitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..πŸ’©
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cake_spaghetti101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Naturally Smart

What do you call a naturally born smart person?

A gene-ious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Nature just loves when Spring comes around...

I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The board is back in it's natural habitat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Nature's call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowithadegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plainrane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.

They always miss the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTomas150
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Natural log FTW!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Why do people hate lobsters

Cause there clawfaul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guest1928349284
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Nature is healing imgur.com/KpIQvu4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihrie82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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You can find many natural remedies…

In a farm-acy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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They said plastic is bad for nature

That's why I used it indoors

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My late Dad was a rebellious Chef by nature. He taught me to never..

..play by the Rouxs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."

The man can't believe it.

"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"

Naturally, they're both shocked.

"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."

Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."

They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.

"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

"It's a date!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What’s the coolest way to die?

Hypothermia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..

..or does it just take time to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud

For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"

I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Why is there so much dirt on the forest floor?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frasaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did Gilbert O'Sullivan go to the bank

A loan again, naturally.

My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssolarprincess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Nature is beautiful
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Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.

It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimgolgari
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum

Never mind. It sucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecataclysmo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I'm going to sell my Hoover

It's just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't

It was just a Lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargeral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...

No, pigs do that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazmaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I said to my wife, "I saw a woman with her breaststroke out, feeding her son on the bus."

She said, "It's a natural thing to do."

"Natural", I retorted. "She was giving him chips."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A man is walking down the street

when he notices a hot, busty woman on the sidewalk. He approaches her and says, "I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples." Naturally the woman was reluctant, but concluding that she really needed the money, she agreed. So they go into an alley, she lifts up her shirt and unhooks her bra. He proceeds to bury his face in her breasts, moving and shaking his head. After a full minute of this, she says, "Well? Aren't you going to bite them?" He walks away, saying, "Nah... that's too expensive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir9199
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me.

I could do it with my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,

was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved, it’s natural beauty was...

Unpresidented.

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