First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.

He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."

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Hospital Visit

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

“Please fill my bath with milk”

“Pasteurised?”

“Just up to my tits will be fine”

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