What kind of dogs like sun tanning?
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”
Wow.. new method for Tanning
What's another name for a toaster? A tanning bread
What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?
Reading whole books while tanning makes you well red.
My coworker asked me to judge their tan...
I gave it a tan out of tan.
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
So I decided to get a tan..
Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?
Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.
My wife has eaten that much during lock down...
....that she's started getting a tan off the frigging fridge light.
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
What color is your Afghan?
I wanted to date my math teacher....
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"
Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
What did Tom Hanks’ forehead say to him when he took his hat off while golfing?
Have a bad tan line on my arm
This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
Fake tans are overrated [OC]
Why did you divide sine by tan?
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.
Or is it just a pigment of my imagination
Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
Hey guys, look at my tan line:
My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,
My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
Am I tan?
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
Why does Trump go to Mar-A-Lago so often, to get a better tan?
He needs a good tan to throw tantrumps.
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... it’s about to get ugly out there
Why did I divide Sin by Tan
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