I think I might be allergic to leather
Every time I've fallen asleep with my leather shoes still on, I've woken up with a pounding headache.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I wrote a joke about leather the other day.
I can’t seem to find it though; it must be hide-ing.
Why do you sneak around in leather armor?
Because it is made of hide.
A hematophagous Arachnid Acari showed up wearing sturdy leather leggings with a belt.
Questioned by his friend
why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a
Chaps-tick"
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
How does leather face ask for a high five
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
What sound does leather make when it sneezes?
A shoe
P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.
I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess I’m easily suede.
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
Someone asked me if the leather chair I was selling smells.
No, it doesn't I told them. It's a chair and doesn't have a nose.
Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...
What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?
My cow orker really hates leather...
But I'm gonna persuede him
I used to not be the biggest fan of leather shoes...
But my now my opinion has suede.
After I got a new leather messenger bag, my Dad asked "Do you know what the number 1 use of cow hide is?"
Leather stains are very visible
Because it has nothing to hide
Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.
What do you get when you cross a pair of leather shoes and a vegan?
I walked into a furniture shop. I said to the assistant, "That leather seat over there...I've been sent in by my wife to buy it for her."
He said, "Ah, I've got one those at home."
I said, "Well, she can't be as bossy as mine."
The leather hat was an invention that made our head's sweat. Thank god it never cotton.
Is leather gullible?
You know, because it can be suede.
The detective found the stolen leather bag in under a minute.
A quick court trial of a man charged with stealing men's underwear in his leather rectangular container
Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off.
While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...
..."Don, we now are gay apparel."
What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.
I failed my leather-working class this past semester.
The part that really hurts is that I really gave it my awl.
It's a scorching hot day at Canada's Wonderland and my GF says "how can that girl be wearing leather pants?"...
I say "cows do it all the time."
My friend dislikes fuzzy leather...
and his opinion cannot be "suede."
...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this
What do you call a cat in a nice leather jacket?
Making leather is easy...
Some say it's pretty cut and dry!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?
Why do rogues wear leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?
What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Leather is great for sneaking around
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Its literally made of hide.
I hate wearing leather but someone convinced me to do it
What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
Why is leather great for sneaking around?
Because it's made of hide.
My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
Why is leather great for sneaking around?
Because it's made of hide!
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?
Because it's made of hide.
Why is leather the best thing to sneak around in?
Why do rogues like leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is best for sneak attacks
because it's made of hide
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