What do you call an evil castle?

Buckingham malice

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Apples and Oranges

Asked my lady to pick me up some fruit from the store. She got me a container of mixed sliced fruit. I told her thanks and she said

"I also got some apples and oranges"

To which I replied: "Those just don't compare"

She looked at me with such malice in her eyes.

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