A list of puns related to "Male"
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
'Thanks to ewe...'
An utter gentleman.
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
Hulk is always a gamma male
I told him there called sonβs of bitches
She's my trans sister
Transparent.
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
The male cow only has one teet.
I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh
why can't we have phi males?
Boeing
They call it the βhoney nut cheerioβ.
Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
Sir-gery
Or do they also catch Ah-sheβs?
A dictatorship
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
buoyant
Pun intended.
Em-bro-yos
Stagnation
Because they are boy-ant
Cinnamon.
Bison.
Mitch
Gender Rolls
"They become brain-dad!"
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Iron.
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
It was looking for guy-dance.
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Your neighbours.
Adorable
We are... The Chickse Dicks!
Flamboyant
Stroke its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
I told him there was a vas deferens.
In fact, thereβs a Vas Deferens.
It's being marketed as Son-block.
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