Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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Whats a giraffes favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

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Got my wife with a peach today

Text from her saying "I got to work and realised I forgot my nectarine"

Me: "What a fruitless endeavour"

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