Peach please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoniKesh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Richard Osman with an absolute peach imgur.com/esZMaHi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualShock1991
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a Peach and Turkey Pie?

A Peach Gobbler.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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How does mario break up with peach

It’s not you, it’s a me mario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas_Kik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Peach soccer or peach volley?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Peach Cobbler.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5_Frog_Margin
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I’m peach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adri164
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I don't get why everyone wants Trump to be a peach...

When he would look perfectly natural dressed as an orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahbanny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What is big, orange, and ends with peach?

James and the Giant Peach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whywee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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The Peach Cobbler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Wandering the fruit aisle, looking for Peach.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?

It’s not you, It’s a me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a7xwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What kind of chair does Princess Peach like to sit on?

Toad-stools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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What did Princess Peach say to Toad?

Hey, you’re a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Got my wife with a peach today

Text from her saying "I got to work and realised I forgot my nectarine"

Me: "What a fruitless endeavour"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Ashcroft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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In school my teacher was a peach.

She had a heart if stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?

Man-go away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BormahTiid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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In-Peach Mint
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BecauseItAmusesMe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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I asked my dad how he whittles a monkey out of a peach pit.

He responded, "You just have to whittle away everything that doesn't look like a monkey"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up?

β€œIt’s not you, its-a-me Mario”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Peach?

It's not you, it's a me Mario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YungMili
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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What did Mario say to peach when they broke up?

It's not a you, it's a me-a-mario!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ebonylongbow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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