Richard Osman with an absolute peach imgur.com/esZMaHi
What do you call a Peach and Turkey Pie?
A Peach Gobbler.
How does mario break up with peach
It’s not you, it’s a me mario
In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
I don't get why everyone wants Trump to be a peach...
When he would look perfectly natural dressed as an orange.
What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?
It’s not you, It’s a me.
What kind of chair does Princess Peach like to sit on?
Toad-stools
What did Princess Peach say to Toad?
Hey, you’re a fungi.
Got my wife with a peach today
Text from her saying "I got to work and realised I forgot my nectarine"
Me: "What a fruitless endeavour"
In school my teacher was a peach.
She had a heart if stone.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
I asked my dad how he whittles a monkey out of a peach pit.
He responded, "You just have to whittle away everything that doesn't look like a monkey"
What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up?
“It’s not you, its-a-me Mario”
What did Mario say when he broke up with Peach?
It's not you, it's a me Mario
What did Mario say to peach when they broke up?
It's not a you, it's a me-a-mario!
