I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is

it can take off Or lando

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Two men on a bus back from Disney World

Two men on a bus back from Disney World saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. They debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee. Things got heated so they agreed to ask the cashier when they stopped for lunch.

After approaching the cashier, one man asks, “Could you please very slowly and clearly tell us where we are?”

The cashier looks at him and says “Buuurrrgggerr Kiiiinggghh.”

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