2020 Puns for this years Holiday cards

So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is β€œhindsight is 2020”.

I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shosh27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If you guys thought 2020 was over, I have bad news....

Next year is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxpowers2009
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What’s the official bird of 2020?

The Corvid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWickedFish10
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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With the pandemic, we all had to fight through 2020.

But in the end; 2021.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasternPepper
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I should have bought stock in lumber, but hindsight is 2020

https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grinch_1977
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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2020 can’t end

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_fiki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?

2021

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?

There is none, they both promote being white and straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Have you heard, the sequel to 2020 has has been postponed?

2022 won’t be arriving for at least a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redkingror
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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When my grandkids ask, "Grandpa, how did you survive in 2020 when there was no toilet paper?"

I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)

Up hill!

Both ways!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What was the most popular fabric of 2020?

Damask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwranger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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2020 24 hours to go!

I wanna be sedated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopherLove
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket

I chose Mask It or Casket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesktopMageTV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Ahhh, 2020...

I remember it like it was yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealduckie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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We've fought against 2020 all year

But in the end I guess 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugaphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

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All the best!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...

...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackAshM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I’ve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.

I should’ve seen it coming, but... you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...

"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranMilne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarepeg101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Hit song of 2020?

My Corona

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πŸ‘€︎ u/returntim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it

The current version has a nasty virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachmann99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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2020 beat me

you could say that 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoUOverdrive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.

Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kochleather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Thankfully, hindsight is now empirically 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePowderhorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Hindsight is 2020.

(I've been sitting on this joke for months.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polukus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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You thought 2020 was bad?

Wait until it turns β€˜21 and can start drinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoymondRoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.

Because 2022 is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Can't believe 2020 is already over.

Feels like yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotoBabaDonk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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2020 now has an official song...

β€œDon’t stand so close to me!” by The Police

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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If you think 2020 has been bad,

Remember 2021 will be odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you think 2020’s done with you? Well you’re wrong!

Because next year is 2022

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call the three inseparable friends in 2020?

the three masketeers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drolkradeht
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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2020 in a nutshell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juan_dresden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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We thought we were done with 2020 forever

But next year is 2022 (2020 too).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colinmacus
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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2019 and 2020 got into a fight.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they got in a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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2020 and 2021 had a fight.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aminkatyb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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2022 will be as bad as 2020

Because it's 2020 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moe87b
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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For everyone glad to be done with 2020...

... just remember next year is 2022.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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We fought against 2020 all year

But in the end, 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dork-Fish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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