2020 Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "2020 Jokes"

I’ve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.

I should’ve seen it coming, but... you know.

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👤︎ u/Dusk118
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...

But no one saw this apocalypse coming

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👤︎ u/Knightmare_523
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Enough of these "I don't have 2020 vision" jokes

I refuse to make a spectacle of myself

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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Sign of the times
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👤︎ u/RogueDisciple
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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The name of next year is literally

2020 won

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👤︎ u/LegitTurboDude
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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2020 can’t end

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

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👤︎ u/T_fiki
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.

I have contacts.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?

Everybody

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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👤︎ u/Ramzee24
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.

2019: Didn't jog

2020 : Still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor

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👤︎ u/SonOfAnOptometrist
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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A man walk into a bar.....*

Lucky bastard.

*This joke brought to you by the year 2020.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses

Then I’ll see what happens

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👤︎ u/yriahm
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Spooktober!?
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👤︎ u/rym2031g
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.

It's the first time they'll see 2020.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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I just turned 18 so now I shouldn’t need my glasses anymore

I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in

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👤︎ u/JDFighterwing
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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👤︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I just squirted ketchup in my eye

In Heinz-sight, it was a bad idea.

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👤︎ u/PinkShrimpz
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of this year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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I hate when people ask where i see my self in 3 years

How should i know, i don't have 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/philbertagain
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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Someone asked where I saw myself in two years...

How should I know. It’s not like I have 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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I can see 6 years into the future

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/IcarusI
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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Ahhhh, so this is what hindsight feels like.

Happy new year of 2020 jokes!

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👤︎ u/PrincessYukon
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn't jog

2018: Didn't jog

2019: Didn't jog

2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke...

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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2016: Didn’t jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Haven’t jogged

This a running joke

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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2012: Didn’t jog

2013: Didn’t jog

2014: Didn't jog

2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Still haven’t jogged

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/orangelyorange__
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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2012: Didn’t jog

2013: Didn’t jog

2014: Didn't jog

2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Still haven’t jogged

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/orangelyorange__
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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👤︎ u/BradC
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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