Coronavirus Recession Puns

A list of puns related to "Coronavirus Recession"

You've been hit by
👍︎ 5k
💬︎
👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Music puns
👍︎ 211
💬︎
👤︎ u/ShauntaTrue6
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
I wonder what they bet
👍︎ 539
💬︎
👤︎ u/D0NW0N
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Poor Bonnie Tyler
👍︎ 159
💬︎
👤︎ u/jeg3141
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Rate this pun from 0 to RPG
👍︎ 44
💬︎
👤︎ u/objective_thinker69
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

👍︎ 3k
💬︎
👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Finally...
👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/AkaGurGor
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

👍︎ 4k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Utkarsh_Anand2004
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

👍︎ 9k
💬︎
👤︎ u/FriendshipElegant401
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Good challenges forge strong characters
👍︎ 39
💬︎
👤︎ u/marcola42
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?

It Hertz.

👍︎ 414
💬︎
👤︎ u/Artisticspawm
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor

👍︎ 832
💬︎
👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
/r/dadjokes open mic night! Come tell jokes with us live!
👍︎ 561
💬︎
👤︎ u/TreKs
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
My friend made this and is very proud of it.
👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/wearing_moist_socks
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
He'artist...?
👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Shashcad
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
I left my ex wife because she would not stop counting.

I don't know what she is up to now.

👍︎ 467
💬︎
👤︎ u/clonetheory
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
I challenged Death to a pillow fight.

I wasn’t prepared for the reaper cushions.

👍︎ 307
💬︎
👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Pi would NEVER end!!
👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/TamHawke
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
My wife really likes goat milk

But I think it’s meh.

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/flurryd
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Son, do you know what grandpa told me right before he kicked the bucket?

I’m going to kick this bucket.

👍︎ 85
💬︎
👤︎ u/Senor-Sarcasm
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

👍︎ 6k
💬︎
👤︎ u/ah1887
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
I just checked my documents on my Laptop to find they are all gone

Who let the docx. out?

(This is my friend's joke)

👍︎ 731
💬︎
👤︎ u/_lemon_ade
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between a genie and a scientist?

One grants wishes and the other wishes for grants

👍︎ 141
💬︎
👤︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
I see why
👍︎ 4k
💬︎
👤︎ u/aidanexe
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
🚨︎ report
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.

Now I have Heinzsight.

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Arkady2009
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Such a corny joke [OC]
👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/ChumpsLand
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
The popeulation density of the Vatican
👍︎ 20
💬︎
👤︎ u/Cyandris
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Today I asked Google how to start the world's biggest wildfire

I got 37,000 matches

👍︎ 31
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sattoth
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
To whoever stole my Microsoft 365 activation key:

I will find you. You have my Word.

👍︎ 68
💬︎
👤︎ u/trevor557
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Which witch?
👍︎ 497
💬︎
👤︎ u/bowlsofhoney
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
🚨︎ report
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Look for the fresh prints…

👍︎ 22
💬︎
👤︎ u/Johnny-zamboni
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

👍︎ 8k
💬︎
👤︎ u/scarf_spheal
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
🚨︎ report
Why should you never yell into a colander?

You don't want to strain your voice.

👍︎ 185
💬︎
👤︎ u/Rubbaneck96
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology

but the Death Star is groundbreaking

👍︎ 23
💬︎
👤︎ u/mommypanda35
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels?

So they can Scandinavian as they return.

👍︎ 143
💬︎
👤︎ u/BlueMageTheWizard
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian?

Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.

👍︎ 22
💬︎
👤︎ u/bisho
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Why do doctors hit our knees with a little hammer?

They get a kick out of it.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/GeoJayman
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
What do you call a king’s rabbit?

The hare to the throne

👍︎ 357
💬︎
👤︎ u/tpatt83
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
There's no end in sight. I have no control and there is no escape. I'm pretty sure my home is broken.

I'm going to need a new keyboard.

👍︎ 19
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sattoth
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the Russian government teaming up with Nabisco to make a new fancy snack?

It's Putin on the Ritz

👍︎ 19
💬︎
👤︎ u/serriberry
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
How do you know a vampire is sick?

He coffin

👍︎ 34
💬︎
👤︎ u/windowlicker1234
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
I wanted to tell a joke about potassium...

But it was just K.

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/vikinglady
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.