My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...

I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.

She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.

I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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How do Canadians eat while watching TV?

They use a fork, eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealtechnird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My dad came into the living room asking what I was watching on tv, after I told him he got mad and left.

I guess I’ll talk to him after I finish watching boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jareza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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While watching TV Land I turned to my son and said

gee, commercials back then sure were good at predicting the future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcesOverPacific
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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You’ve been watching tv for entertainment!?

My whole life I’ve been making sure it didn’t leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiewesters
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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The doorbell rings while watching TV with my daughter how is leaving for college in a couple of days

When I got back from the door she asks, β€œWho was it?”

I said, β€œIt was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talanb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My wife and my family are leaving me because of my obsession with watching horse racing on TV.

β€œAnd they are off!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Dad said he was going to bed, found him watching tv later. He said he didnt go to bed.

I said, "A-parent-ly".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose281
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Background: I took my Mom to see my Dad who has advanced dementia. We were watching the Phillies game in TV.

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: πŸ€”

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canisteo99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My dad was watching hockey was yelling at the tv because the ref didn't call a penalty for high sticking

I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braydon-J-Durham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Watching divers on TV with my wife. I asked her β€œDo you know why divers fall backwards into the water?”

β€œCause if they fell forwards they’d fall into the boat.”

I’ve never seen her eyes roll harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesus_Shaves_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I started watching a new TV show about fishing last night.....

I'm already hooked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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I really regret not watching a certain TV show in the 80's.....

......I guess I'm just experiencing Macguyver's guilt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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Watching Pavarotti on TV last night, I was reminded that in his later years he became a camper-van enthusiast

He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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I come home to my girlfriend watching tv...

I ask her what she's watching. She says "Reba". I respond, "Do you know what the Spanish version of this show is called?" "No, what?" "AREBA!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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GF and I were watching TV and the show is advertising cocktails that taste of pizza.

I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were β€˜Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhavs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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While watching TV last night, I said to my wife, "I've decided that when I die, I'm leaving everything to you."

She replied, "You already do that, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Walked in on my dad watching TV like this

"I'm tired of thinking outside the box" http://imgur.com/TSWv4gJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdLadySadie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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My Dad got me while we were watching an America concert on TV.

Dad: Did you know they hired a bunch of new producers and bought an $8,000.00 sound system for this show.

Me: No why did they do that?

Dad: They are trying to make America great again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJtheGnome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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I'm watching tv with my dad when a Jenny Craig commercial comes on

TV: I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig!

Dad: Well, did it kill her?

Me: exasperated eye-roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcutiebandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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My dad was cooking and watching a movie on TV at the same time

I went in and asked him do you like it? He says "I haven't eaten it yet" so I point at the TV and say "No I meant that" and he replies "Idk I haven't eaten that either"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonewildlover111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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My dad got me last night while eating dinner and watching TV

I asked "Is there ketchup?", to which he replied "No, this is live TV"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfb1337
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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A retired Florida couple was watching TV. The husband looks outside. As he struggles to get up, he yells to his wife...

"Hurry! Cane!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItoDorito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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My wife told me I should get up and do things instead of watching TV all day...

I told her I understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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Wife and I were watching Micheal Moore on TV. She commented he was getting odder.

I said soon he will be swimming on his back and cracking clams on his stomach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slypig61
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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Watching TV when...

My dad and I were watching a show where this guy gave this beautiful wooden and brass organ to a church. My dad said "that guy is an organ donor."

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My dad was supposed to be at the gym, but I found him on the couch watching TV.

He said he was "Extra-sizing".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catatafish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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So I was watching tv with my sister

This guy gets stabbed in the back with a pickaxe

Me: Well I guess he was picked off

Her: Oh god. Just shut up

Think I got her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbat02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Every damn time I see my dad watching TV

Me: Hey! Watcha watching? Dad: TV, it's pictures and sound. Amazing texhnology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davegarski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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I was sat next to my Dad watching TV when he text me this.

"Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YamiashTH
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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Me and my mom got dad joked while watching tv this evening.

Mom (watching American Idol): You sure don't see a whole lot of black cowboys on tv.

Dad: Sure you do, I saw a whole team of them get their asses kicked last sunday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kylel1195
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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Dadjoked my dad today while watching TV.

Dad: Now, that is a pretty woman.

Me: But, Dad, she's cross-eyed.

Dad: Oh, well, I can look past that.

Me: I'm sure she does too.

He groaned, laughed and changed channels. Great success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuizZ_018
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I hate it when I'm watching TV and my dog comes and puts her pause on the remote.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/badfish321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Dad got me watching tv

We were watching a show that introduced a concept car based on the shape of a fish's body. They mentioned the car got great gas mileage.

Dad: It's extra e-fish-ent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoboTheDinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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So last night my step sisters, dad and I were watching TV.

My dad had just mentioned that he doesn't like drinking out of straws, and my younger step sister asked, "why don't you like straws?"

So he said, "straws are for suckers."

I thought it was pretty good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahmerica
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Dad was watching a TV show on space and dark matter..

Dad: I think I'm going to look for dark matter.

Me: Okay then Dad.

Dad: I guess I shouldn't take a torch with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Sister got dad joked hard watching TV

My sister was watching Chloe and Courtney: Take the Hamptons crap show on E! And my dad walks in and drops this:

"Chloe and Courntey take the Hamptons? I hope they bring it back."

~groan~

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momshotdad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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Watching a Tuna TV show

My dad was watching one of those stupid tuna catch shows on Natgeo, when I said:
Wow those things are huge!
Dad:
Yeah, its amazing how they fit them in such small cans!
ugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTFOholland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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Watching a Ringo Starr concert on TV

He says... "I gotta tell you... you're the best audience we've had all night."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekYogurt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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Was watching the TV show Vikings

Context (may be spoilers) they were about to chop off someone's arm.

"Are you sure you want to go ahead?"

"Not my head, just my arm"

I didn't know they had dad jokes in 795 AD...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theevilnerd42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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