I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
The best time on an analogue watch is 6:30
Eating My Watch Was Time Consuming
Especially when I went back four seconds.
So I told my friend I was gonna watch Cars for the first time and he told me how it ends.
Thanks to my dedication, my watch always has the right time. It's never been wrong.
What is Sean Connery's favourite time to watch Wimbledon?
"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
I was going to look for my watch, but I just couldn't find the time.
If you watch Bohemian Rhapsody too many times, it might cause damage to your nervous system.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
It’s always an exciting time to watch the World Cup.
Every time I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she’s playing the same person.
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
What’s Sean Connery’s favorite time to watch Wimbledon?
I have no time for people without a watch.
This joke is like tying a watch to a belt - A waist of time!
"The way Hulu works, only one person can watch at one time." - me
My dad responds with "So if there are two of us in the same room, Hulu will not work."
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? (extended version)
Time to get a new watch
(Then later)
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
I don't know what time it is, an elephant sat on my watch!
"Father Time" hit me with this one today after I lost my watch...
"It's like you have no time on your hands anymore!"
Every time I watch Sasuke/Ninja Warrior.
Whenever one of the competitors falls, I say "Ouch! I hope he hasn't done himself a ninjury!"
I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle thrice over so I hope that counts.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Does your watch tell the time?
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