I just didn’t have the time
That way I can set my own hours.
It's about time.
He must have had a lot of time on his hands.
...timing is everything.
'What's a potato clock?' said the watchmaker.
'I don't know either', I replied, 'but I start a new job on Monday and in the interview my new boss said that I start at 9am and that I'd better get a potato clock.'
Because he only liked roll exes
The theory of relojtivity
Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.
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