I had to quit my job as a watchmaker

I just didn’t have the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamverymature69
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I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.

That way I can set my own hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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I can't wait!, they're finally making The Watchmaker movie.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the watchmaker invented a chronometer with 11 different dials on it?

He must have had a lot of time on his hands.

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As the famous Swiss watchmaker once said...

...timing is everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerkc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I went into a watchmaker's today and asked for a potato clock...

'What's a potato clock?' said the watchmaker.

'I don't know either', I replied, 'but I start a new job on Monday and in the interview my new boss said that I start at 9am and that I'd better get a potato clock.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMTobogganMD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the watchmaker hate that his ex couldnΒ΄t do somersaults?

Because he only liked roll exes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheezNBaconMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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What do you get when you mix Albert Einstein and a Spanish watchmaker

The theory of relojtivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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There's a little known country in central Europe that is ruled by a monarchy...

Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.

The

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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