The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning
Why did The conservative get rid of his alarm clock?
Because every morning it wanted him to get woke
My most enlightening appliance is my alarm clock.
Whenever it rings, I get woke!
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.
He is in for a rude awakening.
Have you ever tried eating an alarm clock?
I wouldn't recommend it, it's very time consuming.
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz'n shine..
What do you call an alarm clock that always goes off at 3am in the morning?
My son is mad at his alarm clock,
He’s been calling it “Fake snooze” 😴
I’m going to invent “alarm clock pants”.
To help everyone who’s legs keep falling asleep!
I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.
What’s the difference between my stupid neighbour and an alarm clock?
Alarm clock screams before I punch it
What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back?
My wife always complains about the gifts I buy for her. This time I got her a Tourette’s alarm clock.
She is in for a rude awakening.
How did people wake up before alarm clocks?
Alarm clocks are great but the snooze button was even better. Because after sleeping for eight hours, what I need...
I was hungry, so I ate my alarm clock
It was pretty time consuming
I've got a Blur alarm clock. So I'm always waking up to Park Life.....
Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen.
Get my wife whenever I set my alarm clock
She asks "What are you setting it for?"
I give her a funny look and tell her "To wake me up in the morning of course."
I bought a new uranium-based alarm clock last week but it's really quiet...
I thought this stuff was supposed to be radio-active!
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He’s in for a rude awakening.
For his upcoming birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that would swear at him instead of ringing.
He’s in for a rude awakening.
For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She’s in for a rude awakening.
For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She’s in for a ride awakening.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
For Christmas, I’m getting my kids an alarm clock that swears at them instead of ringing.
They are in for a rude awakening.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was a rude awakening.
Have you ever eaten an alarm clock?
It’s very time consuming.
For her birthday, I got my wife a Tourette’s Alarm Clock.
She is in for a rude awakening.
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