For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.

He’s in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Alarm Clock That Sweared At Me Instead Of Buzzing.

It was quite a rude awakening.

Source: Corny Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed

But it's what's on the inside that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.

It would be truly alarming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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The most important thing to me is my alarm clock

It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saucyminnow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did The conservative get rid of his alarm clock?

Because every morning it wanted him to get woke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My most enlightening appliance is my alarm clock.

Whenever it rings, I get woke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Have you ever tried eating an alarm clock?

I wouldn't recommend it, it's very time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpyfish5678
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.

I call it Veriz'n shine..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chowderneck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call an alarm clock that always goes off at 3am in the morning?

A [beep]ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atlantic14
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My son is mad at his alarm clock,

He’s been calling it β€œFake snooze” 😴

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamWize-Ganji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.

Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I’m going to invent β€œalarm clock pants”.

To help everyone who’s legs keep falling asleep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorningBreath71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What’s the difference between my stupid neighbour and an alarm clock?

Alarm clock screams before I punch it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My wife always complains about the gifts I buy for her. This time I got her a Tourette’s alarm clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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How did people wake up before alarm clocks?

They had alarm cocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandCastello
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Alarm clocks are great but the snooze button was even better. Because after sleeping for eight hours, what I need...

...is a nap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I was hungry, so I ate my alarm clock

It was pretty time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I've got a Blur alarm clock. So I'm always waking up to Park Life.....

Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Get my wife whenever I set my alarm clock

She asks "What are you setting it for?"
I give her a funny look and tell her "To wake me up in the morning of course."

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I bought a new uranium-based alarm clock last week but it's really quiet...

I thought this stuff was supposed to be radio-active!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillSmithsBoobs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.

He is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.

He’s in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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For his upcoming birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that would swear at him instead of ringing.

He’s in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She’s in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.

That was quite a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She’s in for a ride awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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For Christmas, I’m getting my kids an alarm clock that swears at them instead of ringing.

They are in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back?

That would be alarming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatrandomfly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.

That was a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Have you ever eaten an alarm clock?

It’s very time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZuluGolfSierra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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For her birthday, I got my wife a Tourette’s Alarm Clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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