I tried joining the metronome club in high school

But they wouldn’t let me in because it was too clicky.

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👤︎ u/thedotmack
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What did the German Composer say to the Metronome?

Ve haff vays of making you tok!

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👤︎ u/Sacerdotal
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Got my Wife While Watching Movie

Movie: Starts metronome and starts playing piano

Me: Hey....what do you call a dwarf on the subway?


Me: A Metro Gnome!

Her: I hope you die.

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👤︎ u/ghawdex50
📅︎ Apr 27 2016
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What do you call a dwarf about town?

A metronome!

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📅︎ Jul 29 2014
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