How much do a pirates earrings cost?

A buck an ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What did the pirate pay for his earrings?

Bucc-an-eer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a woman who has lost her earring?

Earring impaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My wife got a hair cut, earrings, airpods, and makeup after she got a raise at work.

All that money really went to her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Lawsome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnChoncho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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My wife keeps losing her earrings.

I guess earring loss is common at her age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Found my girlfriend's missing owl earring

Me: "You'll get a hoot out of this." hand her the earring

Her: "I was wondering where this went!"

Me: "Well now you have owl of them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illiggle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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There was once a court case centering on an oversized earring.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1KZ0NK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Friend: 'I was wearing skeleton earrings when I went to Wal-Mart at lunch, and when I walked out, I noticed 1 of them was missing'

Me: 'I know how you feel. I can't go to Wal-Mart without dropping a few bones too'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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What’s a problem solver’s favorite kind of jewelry?

EngineEARRING

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusselll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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The student becomes the master...

I noticed my daughters earrings went nicely with her shirt, so like a good confidence-boosting dad would, I told her, "Your earrings match nicely." And she replied, "Yeah, Dad, they come in pairs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/towneseyes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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How much did the pirate pay for his earnings?

A buck-an-ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tall-tyrion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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Got my girlfriend...

A nice necklace and earrings to go with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Likespie101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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It was irritated

My girlfriend and I were talking and she goes "I put in a new earring this morning, but had to take it out because it got irritated." Naturally I replied "do you mean ear-ritated?" She didn't laugh, but I did, so who's the real winner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundog12100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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Getting a head start on my dad-isms.

My girlfriend asked me why I had been only wearing one earring in for the past couple of days, as I have both of my ears pierced.

I shrugged and said, "Just in one ear, and out the other."

......She wasn't very impressed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraceSmith27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Got dad joked at work yesterday by a customer

I was wearing earrings with deers on them yesterday and a customer walked up and said,

"I love your earrings, deer."

I shot right back "Thanks I'm rather fawned of them!"

Edit: Switched some letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmnmm000
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunchyBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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