..the sham rock.
It was a near Mrs.
"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
Her face lit up when I proposed
Getting ready to leave he says: "Do you have a picture of the ring you want?" Me:"Ya, right here on my phone." Dad:"Some guy you are, buying her a phony ring."
It was a marry Archie band.
Now all I have is a diamond in the ruff.
Her: Glance at her ring next time you see her.
Me: I'll be a regular Tom Glancy.
I'm sorry. I know where the door is...
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
And suffering...
Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.
When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.
She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"
To which i respond, "Oh i just felt like... [Unwraps tinfoil] Giving you a ring"
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"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
A random dad walked up to my girlfriend and I just to say:
"You two know the three rings of marriage, right?" "you've got the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and... SUFFERING"
He then walked away smiling and we never saw him again.
So sometimes I help my dads hockey team out when they're short on players and always leave with new material. They were getting on one guy for thinking about getting married and how it's a horrible idea.
Future dad: "Ya i'm in the process of finding some rings that she may like"
Dad: "Well you gotta buy three rings for her. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering"
This of course leads to laughs and another topic of how blowjobs are obsolete as the marriage goes on and to hold onto the memories of seeing women naked other than your wife.
I'm going through a bunch of job interviews now. So my Dad was talking to me about the rigors of growing up and eventually getting married.
Dad: "That's all part of growing up, soon you will have to go through the 3 rings of marriage." a smirk grows on his face
Me: "What are those?"
Dad: "Engagement ring, wedding ring, and then suffering."
Any time someone brings up the topic he manages to get this joke in.
There are 3 rings in marriage, not just the two. The first: The engagement ring, second the wedding ring, and third the suffeRING..
Do you know what the 3 rings of marriage are? Engagement Ring Wedding Ring and Suffering
The shortest sentence in the English language is "I am." The longest is "I Do"
My parents are happily married, I found them funny though.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus, fist comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, after that comes the suffering.
Engagement ring Wedding ring Suffering
Have you heard about the three rings of marriage?
There's the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and finally the suffering.
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring.
- Engagement ring
- Wedding ring
- SuffeRING
My dad just told me this joke
Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring
