Now whenever someone tries to shake his hand he says "Don't you dare touch my thermos tat!"
Because they have lots of fronds.
I have way too much thyme on my hands.
I want a punny name for it that makes people cringe. As of right now it’s Arnold Palmer... please give me more suggestions 😂
Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.
Because he kneaded a poop!
HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.
Looks like I got a little time on my hands
He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like."
Looks like I have some time on my hands
The second sign of madness is looking for them.
"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.
It has no fronds.
Because everyone was root-ing for him.
Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed
I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?
".. I'm keeping my eye on you."
I freaking love that guy.
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
How do you get down off an elephant? You don't....you get down from a duck.
It keep trying to frondle everyone
She and my dad just happened to burp at the same time. One of them was loud, and dad quickly said that the loud one was her's but she just said it was Bono's.
Dad and I look at her quizzically, so she says "because it was U2"