What did the man get when he ran into a palm tree?

A facepalm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealAasimAli
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHawkBoomer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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If I go out with a palm tree

Is it a date?

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Why don’t palm trees ever get lonely?

Because they have lots of fronds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a9lex
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My dad just got a tattoo of a Thermos on his palm...

Now whenever someone tries to shake his hand he says "Don't you dare touch my thermos tat!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koleslaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Face palm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirithinkalot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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When I'm bored I like to sprinkle dried herbs into my palms

I have way too much thyme on my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sexy_lorax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Face Palm
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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I bought a neon palm tree light and I want to name it.

I want a punny name for it that makes people cringe. As of right now it’s Arnold Palmer... please give me more suggestions πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whymsie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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This Palm Tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mak_101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuB2PewDIep1e
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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It's a palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NemesisCR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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The palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eitanwass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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The palm tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why did the baker have brown palms?

Because he kneaded a poop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmyface23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I planted a palm tree outside my house

Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My friend drew a small clock on my palms

Looks like I got a little time on my hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonShine-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FUNNNYJoke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Palm oil is quite a handy thing to have around the house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/a5dfa5h
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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So I got drunk last night and my friend drew a clock on my palms

Looks like I have some time on my hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonShine-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money.

He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.

I said, "Now you know what it feels like."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Palm readers are great at focusing on the matter at hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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How do you know a palm tree is lonely?

It has no fronds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskySour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why did mr Palm become president?

Because everyone was root-ing for him.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The first sign of madness is hair on the palms of your hand

The second sign of madness is looking for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourDailyHuman77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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"Think before you jump," I said, my palms sweating. "It might not be the right decision..."

"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Got a new palm tree tattoo guys 🌴
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockmonst3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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my dad: look! a palm tree!
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I tried the world's most expensive coffee, Kopi Luwak, made with part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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What do you call it when a palm tree fakes it's death?

Insurance frond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisfch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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Palm Sunday Pun?

I need a good Palm Sunday Pun, any punners want to take the bait?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jekyllcorvus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..

".. I'm keeping my eye on you."

I freaking love that guy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_glitchwolf_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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My father-in-law just got me with this one....face palm.

How do you get down off an elephant? You don't....you get down from a duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solstice4l
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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This palm tree on the subway was really creepy and inapproriate

It keep trying to frondle everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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My sister made me face palm so bad

She and my dad just happened to burp at the same time. One of them was loud, and dad quickly said that the loud one was her's but she just said it was Bono's.

Dad and I look at her quizzically, so she says "because it was U2"

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