Repost:https://twitter.com/w_eiserhardt/status/1418204029709033488
The department of Biology, Aarhus University, Denmark invites applications for a 2-year postdoc position in plant phylogenomics. The position is scheduled to start on 01/01/2022. Earlier or later starting dates as well as part-time working can be negotiated.
Job description
Complete species-level phylogenetic trees are key for understanding the evolution and distribution of plant diversity, but remain unavailable for larger, ecologically important tropical plant lineages. To remedy this issue, the Palm Phylogeny Working Group (www.palmphylogeny.net) has built a phylogenomic dataset covering nearly all species of the palm family (Arecaceae, ca. 2500 species), a classic model group for studies on tropical plant diversity. The postdoc will get the opportunity to analyse this unprecedented dataset, which has taken more than six years to assemble, and lead on its publication. Analysis should be based on state-of-the-art methods for analysing target sequence capture data. It should also include a thorough investigation of orthology in the data, and potentially the development of new strategies for using multi-copy genes in species tree inference. Once the species tree has been inferred, the postdoc will (time permitting) get the opportunity to use the tree to address biological questions related to the evolution of palms and tropical rainforest plant diversity, and lead on the publication of the outcomes. Other tasks can include contributions to teaching and supervision of graduate students.
The postdoc will be part of the Palm Phylogeny Working Group and collaborate closely with its other members throughout the project. The position is part of the research project “Explaining the hyperdiversity of Tropical rainforests using the Tree of Life (TropiToL)” funded by VILLUM FONDEN.
Your profile
You have a PhD degree (or submitted your PhD thesis for assessment before the application deadline) in biology or another relevant discipline (e.g. bioinformatics). You have experience with phylogenomic data analysis, ideally analysis of target sequence capture
After months of corona lockdown i finally was able to reunite with my Arecaceae. This is how i found it. It's in great shape but i've never seen it flower before. Can someone tell me what did i miss while absent and what to expect next? I have no idea what genera it is btw.
https://preview.redd.it/qu1aarnxw0g51.jpg?width=3712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab08f1dcdd284da192b40b11b69cb61d12cdd8f
Released: 2020-08-17
Aaron Dmitriew - Arecaceae
DOWNLOAD - http://progonly.com/2020/08/31/aaron-dmitriew-arecaceae-tar-oasis/
ROBOT MASTERS TO MAVERICKS
MEGA MAN 1
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MEGA MAN 2
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- HEAT MAN - Heat Hermit, they both are encased in shells
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MEGA MAN 3
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
