A list of puns related to "Nikau"
OMG I cannot stand either of them but ask me to choose?
Not sure who I feel worse for Ryder or Bella.
Is it breaking anyone elseβs heart that nik cheated on Bella, I donβt know where this story line will go π loved them together :(
Kia ora,
Am a novice gardener - wondering what is best to help the growth of these plants?
Thanks!
Henlo everyone! This is my first post. I hope I'm doing this right >.> anyway! It's nice to be able to show off this baby, as he is my favourite!
I know it doesn't look like a boy - need to get rid of the 'lashes. As they were originally going to be feminine.
Wife and I are looking for a bigger place for the boy to run about and get some chickens etc (not quite lifestyle block as I am still working full time). We've seen a few places in Nikau Valley that look awesome (but at the top end of our budget) - just wondered if anyone who has lived there can comment on whether it is as nice a place to live as it looks - and if the fact its in a valley means a lot less sunshine hours?
Thanks!
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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