I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
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I Might Be a Basket Case
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︎ May 18 2020
My wife had me put her wine in a basket
It turned out to be a fiasco
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied βcan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jan 27 2019
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What items would you include in an amputation themed gift basket?
I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have:
-fruit by the foot
-Happy Feet
-Footloose
-an Ihop gift card
-pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1)
-Bologna (because his amputation is below knee)
-a card saying congrats on the weight loss
-all put inside of a stocking
What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What's in the picnic basket?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Basket bowl
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︎ Apr 10 2019
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway grocery basket?
Take the s away in safe and the f away in way.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
He's a complete basket case
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I almost fell down the stairs with a basket of laundry. I said βthat was a close oneβ
My dad said βNo, that was a clothes one.β
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︎ Jan 30 2018
A couple sits down at a restaurant and the waiter brings them a basket of bread
The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"
The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"
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︎ Oct 05 2018
How is an amateur singer like someone carrying a basket of eggs?
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︎ May 01 2019
I could send you guys a bread basket
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︎ Dec 29 2017
What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?
What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?
'H'OOPS!
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︎ Jun 28 2018
At a steakhouse for grandpa's 93rd birthday yesterday, the waiter brings a basket of rolls for the table
I asked if we could get some for the humans too.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
My latest painting: A still life of apples in a basket in front of an unlit fireplace.
I'm calling it "Fruit by the Soot."
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︎ Jul 24 2018
A sport that involves crying into a bunch of baskets.
Basket Bawl
(These puns will be the end of me JFC)
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︎ Jul 04 2016
We all know Baby Moses was a basket case...
... and Pharaoh was in de Nile.
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︎ Nov 03 2014
I tried to order a fruit basket for my friend, but he ended up receiving budoir pictures of his mom!
That's the last time i order from oedipal arrangements!
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︎ Apr 04 2017
The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
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︎ May 27 2015
I accidentally called gift bags 'gift baskets'. My dad shot back with this one.
Dad: "You know what they call basket holders?"
Me: "...What?"
Dad: "Basket cases!"
This was followed by him laughing hysterically while I stared in disbelief. He asked my to share it on this subreddit when I told him about it.
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︎ Dec 21 2013
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...
I pleaded, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ May 08 2020
My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes sheβd just ironed.
It may sound far-fetched but itβs true.
I watched it all unfold.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.
I said, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
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