I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My wife had me put her wine in a basket

It turned out to be a fiasco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr1Optimum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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I Might Be a Basket Case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiddyoneskimcgee
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...

I pleaded, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she’d just ironed.

It may sound far-fetched but it’s true.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied β€œcan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What items would you include in an amputation themed gift basket?

I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have: -fruit by the foot -Happy Feet -Footloose -an Ihop gift card -pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1) -Bologna (because his amputation is below knee) -a card saying congrats on the weight loss -all put inside of a stocking

What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyroperformer93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What's in the picnic basket?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Basket bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniFaulscabek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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How do you get an elephant in a Safeway grocery basket?

Take the s away in safe and the f away in way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randynubz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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He's a complete basket case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rt09savage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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How is an amateur singer like someone carrying a basket of eggs?

They both Carry-Yolk-Ee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HonoluluSolo
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I almost fell down the stairs with a basket of laundry. I said β€œthat was a close one”

My dad said β€œNo, that was a clothes one.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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A couple sits down at a restaurant and the waiter brings them a basket of bread

The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"

The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irlingStarcher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?

What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?

'H'OOPS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supreeth106
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I could send you guys a bread basket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Kat_Squared_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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At a steakhouse for grandpa's 93rd birthday yesterday, the waiter brings a basket of rolls for the table

I asked if we could get some for the humans too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReallyNotRoot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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My latest painting: A still life of apples in a basket in front of an unlit fireplace.

I'm calling it "Fruit by the Soot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pony_Express11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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A sport that involves crying into a bunch of baskets.

Basket Bawl

(These puns will be the end of me JFC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonymouslyMasked
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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We all know Baby Moses was a basket case...

... and Pharaoh was in de Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMCToga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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I tried to order a fruit basket for my friend, but he ended up receiving budoir pictures of his mom!

That's the last time i order from oedipal arrangements!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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I accidentally called gift bags 'gift baskets'. My dad shot back with this one.

Dad: "You know what they call basket holders?"

Me: "...What?"

Dad: "Basket cases!"

This was followed by him laughing hysterically while I stared in disbelief. He asked my to share it on this subreddit when I told him about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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