I bought my wife a hula hoop....

It fits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Do you know why Hoola hoops were called Hoola hoops?

Because it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSuperComfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?

So people won’t have troubleshooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DericAA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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The inventor of the Hula hoop passed away.

From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Never play hoops with a brew master.

They got hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boundarydissolver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?

A Naval Destroyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daishozen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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I met a guy who dressed as a basketball hoop for halloween with his son dressed as a ball.

Obviously I threw trash at the dad.

What? Don't look at me like that... it was a waist basket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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Apparently my friends started a hula hooping club but never told me about it.

They kept me out of the loop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I left the hula hooping club because I didn't like the way they were treating me.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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You guys hear about the new navel destroyer?

It's a hula hoop with a nail in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Time out

My neighbor's basketball hoop fell on my head and he refuses to pay damages. Guess I'll have to take him to court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/409latte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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I asked my dad how the turkey smelled...

He said, "I dunno, I guess with their beaks."

I found some other good ones on this video chain of dad jokes on hoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielledaily
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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There was once a court case centering on an oversized earring.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1KZ0NK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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An acrobat and a contortionist are talking

The acrobat says to the contortionist, "Lately my boss has had me jumping through hoops to please customers". "I know how you feel" replies the contortionist. "I have to bend over backwards to get my job done"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannisReborn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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Fire spinning

Background: my sister and I have a friend named Cole who spins fire on staffs and hoops as a performance art. "Burning" is short hand for spinning fire or performing with fire.

Sis: Tonight Cole is burning at Maker's square.

Me: Well its cleaner than oil.

She paused, facepalmed, I kept the sly smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edragon20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Got my job trainer while learning the ropes.

Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.

"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falkynbird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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I bought my wife a hula hoop...

It fits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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