Hoop Puns

It fits.

Scottie Slippen

Because it had a nice ring to it.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

So people won’t have troubleshooting.

A waist of talent.

From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.

They got hops.

A Naval Destroyer.

Obviously I threw trash at the dad.

What? Don't look at me like that... it was a waist basket!

They kept me out of the loop.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

It's a hula hoop with a nail in it!

My neighbor's basketball hoop fell on my head and he refuses to pay damages. Guess I'll have to take him to court.

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

He said, "I dunno, I guess with their beaks."

I found some other good ones on this video chain of dad jokes on hoop.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

The acrobat says to the contortionist, "Lately my boss has had me jumping through hoops to please customers". "I know how you feel" replies the contortionist. "I have to bend over backwards to get my job done"

Background: my sister and I have a friend named Cole who spins fire on staffs and hoops as a performance art. "Burning" is short hand for spinning fire or performing with fire.

Sis: Tonight Cole is burning at Maker's square.

Me: Well its cleaner than oil.

She paused, facepalmed, I kept the sly smile.

Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.

"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."

It fits!