A list of puns related to "Tyre"
They have wheely good service
.. it was a GoodYear.
Since then, he's living in a flat.
They were the Goodyears
I guess, that's inflation.
They are always carrying despair.
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
It was a real bumpy ride.
It was a bit flat at the beggining, but it got wheely interesting.
A Treader.
How is that a good deed you ask?
Well now he lives in a flat!
Tyre 1: How you feeling about the big trip tomorrow?
Tyre 2: I'm pumped.
I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.
Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."
"Well, that's inflation for you."
Good one, Dad.
.. you would never be able to retire.
Dad just cracked this one out (for the millionth time) so I thought I would share the wealth!
Walking past a car I point out it has a flat tyre. Dad just turns and says "It's alright, it's only flat at the bottom."
Vulcanised Rubber.
He's now living in a flat
They were GoodYears
He now lives in a flat
They were Goodyears.
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