Tyre Puncture Puns

A list of puns related to "Tyre Puncture"

Today, I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He's now living in a flat

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👤︎ u/Khevan_YT
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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I did a good deed today. I saw a homeless man living in a tyre and I punctured it...

How is that a good deed you ask?

Well now he lives in a flat!

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👤︎ u/Metalingus03
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He now lives in a flat

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👤︎ u/swiggetyswine69
📅︎ May 27 2019
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