You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?

They are always carrying despair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I used to work at a square tyre factory...

It was a real bumpy ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerrySlews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you see the documentary about car tyres?

It was a bit flat at the beggining, but it got wheely interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dalerz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Today, I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He's now living in a flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a person who trades rubber tyres for a living?

A Treader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I did a good deed today. I saw a homeless man living in a tyre and I punctured it...

How is that a good deed you ask?

Well now he lives in a flat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalingus03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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One car Tyre speaking to another:

Tyre 1: How you feeling about the big trip tomorrow?

Tyre 2: I'm pumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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I had to blow up my the tyres on my car the other day...

I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.

Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."

"Well, that's inflation for you."

Good one, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron_manager
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.

.. you would never be able to retire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eothred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Flat tyre

Dad just cracked this one out (for the millionth time) so I thought I would share the wealth!

Walking past a car I point out it has a flat tyre. Dad just turns and says "It's alright, it's only flat at the bottom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleran13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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What are Spock's tyres made out of?

Vulcanised Rubber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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When you roll in from a night out but you're tyred so you just sit down in the garden slumped against the wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustardbyname
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?

It was two tyred.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketButtMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Getting a bit tyred of being screwed like this. m.imgur.com/UmYUaQu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sambro36
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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Chase after a car you get exhausted

Run in front of a car you get tyred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcloud555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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From r/memes, thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor46
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Bicycle jokes won't impress you

But a unicycle one wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProCreeper_2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why can't a cycle stand on it's own?

Because it's two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylandey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why couldn't the motorcycle stay up until midnight?

It was two-tyred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I wanted to go for a ride early morning.

But my bike didn't feel like it. It was two tyred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulsk2008
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What happened to the man who was chased by a car?

He Got Tyred.

PART 2:

Q) What happened to the man who chased a car?

A) He got exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Why did the truck's wheels go flat?

They were tyred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Why was the bike lying down on the floor?

Because it was two-tyred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetengz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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I must have just turned into a bike...

Because I am two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJBURNSRED
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Why was the muffler shop closed...? They were exhausted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammers29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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My dad works at a petrol station

They have air pumps for you to fill up your tyres at the station. Dad works behind the counter.

Customer: "Excuse me, how much is the air?"

Dad looks shocked and covers up his hair with his hands.

Dad: "You're not having any!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artmaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...

They were GoodYears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He now lives in a flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.

They were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-reddit-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tyred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BorisOfMyr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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