FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
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︎ Jun 27 2014
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..
Yes..those were the Goodyears.
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︎ May 17 2021
People tell me I should learn to change a tire.
But I'm pretty comfortable with my wardrobe.
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︎ May 31 2021
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Edit: spelling
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︎ May 07 2021
Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?
Heβs been working tirelessly to get them back
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
We have an awesome tire swing at our home and my two year old started to push it, with no one on it, and I noticed he was pushing it harder and harder and I got worried it would come back and hit him
He was playing with tire.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I ran over a nail and popped my tire when my wife and I left the farmers market.
I should have bought asparagus.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why did the tire get fired from its job?
It couldnβt stand the pressure
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why didn't the tire tell his joke?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Y'know, without tires,
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︎ Jan 30 2021
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasnβt been a Goodyear.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a worn out tire?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a very good year
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︎ Oct 20 2020
For when you get a nail in your tire
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︎ Jul 30 2020
"tire"lessly
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︎ Apr 21 2020
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
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︎ May 31 2020
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Whatβs the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
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︎ May 16 2020
Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my carβs tires.
Dad looked at me, shrugged and said βInflation.β
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the car stop working after it got its tires changed?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?
They do it all the time when I'm driving.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I was reminded of the timeβs when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why did the paladin have to visit the tire shop after killing an innocent bystander?
Because he was out of alignment.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
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︎ May 21 2020
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now itβs $1.75! You know why?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
A man has been stealing police car tires
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Someone stole the tires off a police car
Theyβre working tirelessly to catch them
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
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︎ Aug 10 2020
BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars
The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!
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︎ Sep 05 2020
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.
Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
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