A list of puns related to "Axle"
It was two-tired!
Its axle rose.
It causes a lot of axle dents.
Has a figure skating competition in about a month. So I'm asking her if she's ready. She tells me she needs to straighten out her axle. To which I respond "you can't be driving around with a crooked axle" And my 8 year old son says "you'll drive right off the road" I've trained him well.
Backstory: On a big truck a Super Single is a tire that is twice as wide as a traditional semi tire so you only need two tires per axle instead of four. My dad just bought a set for his truck.
Me: How are those Super Singles treatin' ya?
Dad: You should know, you are one!
Driving down the highway i see a budlight 18 wheeler.
Me: look at the Budlight truck, it only has one axle on the trailer.
Friend: yeah, because it is a light beer.
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