The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
What's yellow and has wheels?
A BANANA I lied about the wheels
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
What do you call a drug on wheels?
I asked my mechanic why everyone made fun of what was on my wheel
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What has two wheels and flies?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
What has four wheels and flies?
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
What has four wheels and flies?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
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