They are having a wheel problem at the station
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?
He’s been working tirelessly to get them back
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
What do you call Alex standing between two wheels?
Real story: I was talking to the Waitress at a breakfast restaurant where a Jeep wheel had just blown out the front window.
I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.
My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle
This thing is driving me nuts.
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite
The bartender asks “ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?”
The man replies “I know, it’s driving me NUTS!”
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?
How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?
What happens when you take a photo of a car with a single wheel?
Nothing happens, You don't take a photo of anything with a wheel, you use a camera/mobile phone instead.
My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
What has two wheels and flies?
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
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